SEASON 1
001. Pilot
002. Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
003. Poker, Faith, and Eggs
004. A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
005. A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader’s Bosom
006. A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®
007. A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
008. Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger’s Cat, and Cyndi Lauper’s Hair
009. Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
010. An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
011. Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
012. A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
013. A Sneeze, Detention, and Sassy Spacek
014. Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad’s Whiskey
015. Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
016. Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
017. Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo
018. A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man’s Backside
019. Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
020. A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
021. Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
022. Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
SEASON 2
023. A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
024. A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
025. A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
026. A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
027. A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
028. Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
029. Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
030. An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
031. Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
032. A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
033. A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
034. A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
035. A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely
036. David, Goliath, and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
037. A Math Emergency and Perky Palm
038. A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
039. Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
040. A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
041. A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
042. A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
043. A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
044. A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
SEASON 3
045. Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
046. A Broom Closet and Satan’s Monopoly Board
047. An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
048. Hobbitses, Physicses, and a Ball with Zip
049. A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
050. A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
051. Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
052. The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi’s
053. A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
054. Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
055. A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
056. Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
057. Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
058. A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
059. A Boyfriend’s Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
060. Pasadena
061. An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
062. A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
063. A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
064. A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
065. A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
SEASON 4
066. Graduation
067. A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
068. Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
069. Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
070. A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
071. Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper
072. A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
073. An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
074. Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder’s Monkey
075. Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
076. A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
077. A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
078. The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education
079. Mitch’s Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
080. A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
081. A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
082. A Black Hole
083. The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
SEASON 5
084. One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires
085. Snoopin’ Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
086. Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
087. Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
088. Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
089. Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
090. An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
091. The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
092. The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
093. An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
094. A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
095. A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
096. A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
097. A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
098. A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
099. A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
100. A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
101. Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
102. A God-Fearin’ Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
103. Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
104. White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
105. A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
SEASON 6
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SEASON 7
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001. Pilot
002. Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
003. Poker, Faith, and Eggs
004. A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
005. A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader’s Bosom
006. A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®
007. A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
008. Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger’s Cat, and Cyndi Lauper’s Hair
009. Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
010. An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
011. Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
012. A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
013. A Sneeze, Detention, and Sassy Spacek
014. Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad’s Whiskey
015. Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
016. Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
017. Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo
018. A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man’s Backside
019. Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
020. A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
021. Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
022. Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
SEASON 2
023. A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
024. A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
025. A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
026. A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
027. A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
028. Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
029. Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
030. An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
031. Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
032. A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
033. A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
034. A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
035. A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely
036. David, Goliath, and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
037. A Math Emergency and Perky Palm
038. A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
039. Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
040. A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
041. A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
042. A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
043. A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
044. A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
SEASON 3
045. Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
046. A Broom Closet and Satan’s Monopoly Board
047. An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
048. Hobbitses, Physicses, and a Ball with Zip
049. A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
050. A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
051. Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
052. The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi’s
053. A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
054. Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
055. A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
056. Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
057. Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
058. A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
059. A Boyfriend’s Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
060. Pasadena
061. An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
062. A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
063. A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
064. A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
065. A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
SEASON 4
066. Graduation
067. A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
068. Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
069. Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
070. A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
071. Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper
072. A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
073. An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
074. Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder’s Monkey
075. Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
076. A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
077. A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
078. The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education
079. Mitch’s Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
080. A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
081. A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
082. A Black Hole
083. The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
SEASON 5
084. One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires
085. Snoopin’ Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
086. Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
087. Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
088. Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
089. Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
090. An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
091. The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
092. The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
093. An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
094. A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
095. A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
096. A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
097. A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
098. A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
099. A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
100. A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
101. Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
102. A God-Fearin’ Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
103. Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
104. White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
105. A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
SEASON 6
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SEASON 7
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